Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?
Spot.
Why do stoplights turn red?
You might turn a little red too, if you had to change in the middle of the street.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
What happens when a strawberry gets hit by a car?
Traffic jam.
What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in.
Did you hear the one about the shepherd who drove his flock back and forth through town?
He was given a ticket for making an illegal ewe turn.
Why did the British possum cross the road?
To see his flat mates.
Why did the car get a flat tire?
Because there was a fork in the road.