How do you put a baby spaceship to sleep?
You rocket.
Why didn't people like the restaurant on the moon?
The food was fine, but there was no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the satellite dishes who got married?
The ceremony was dull, but the reception was amazing.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.
What did Venus say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime.
What was the first potato in space?
Spudnik.
What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.
Why is the dieting advice to “eat light” so dangerous?
That’s how you become a black hole.
Why do otters build rockets?
To get to otter space.
Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon. Why do people find him so arrogant?
He frequently says, "Neil before me."