Why did the girl name her eraser "confidence"?
It got smaller every time she made a mistake.
What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?
Pi curious.
Why shouldn't you go to a stable for a confidence boost?
That place is filled with neigh sayers.
Why was the equal sign so humble?
He knew he wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.