What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?
They're an artificial Swedener.
Did you hear the one about the French little piggy?
He cried oui oui oui all the way home.
How many Germans does it take to not change a light bulb?
Nein.
Why did the French football team keep scoring goals against themselves?
They love Toulouse.
Why can't a race that starts in Finland end in Finland?
Because the runners cross the Finnish line.