What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?
A flossopher.
Why did the Oreo wafer go to the dentist?
He needed a filling.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They fight tooth and nail.
What kind of award does the world’s top dentist get?
A little plaque.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A tuba toothpaste.