What are bald sea captains most worried about?
Cap sizing.
Why did the man buy a cheap hair piece?
He felt it was a small price toupee.
What did the bald man say about his favorite comb?
He said he'd never part with it.
How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Why did the bald man ask to see the wig store salesman?
Toupee.
What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and an insect's tiny curly wig?
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.