What did the man think when his wife cheated on him with their deaf neighbor.
Honestly, he thought he should have seen the signs.
How would you define a mistress?
Somewhere between a mister and a mattress.
What trees are the most faithful to their partners?
The ones that practice mahogany.
What did the husband tell his wife when he found the letters she was hiding, and realized she was cheating?
He said, "I'm never playing Scrabble with you again."
When is it a bad thing to meet your wife on a vacation?
When you told her you were traveling for business.
What's the worst thing your spouse can say while you are making love?
Honey, I'm home!
Why did the farmer's wife leave him?
He was always picking up chicks.