What’s a piece of bread’s least favorite chore?
Doing a loaf of laundry.
Why should you never buy from a constipated baker?
Because they've been kneading a poo.
What's special about toast at the zoo?
It was bread in captivity.
What do you call a red-headed baker?
A ginger bread man.
Did you hear about the guy who made pizzas for extra cash?
He kneaded the dough.
What do you call someone with two red-headed parents?
Gingerbred.