Why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers?
They're always raising the steaks.
Why do the cows come home when the coffee is ready?
It’s a classic case of the pot calling the cattle back.
What do you call a tired bull?
A bulldozer.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Because their horns don’t work.
Where do horses like to live?
In a nice neighborhood.
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other?
Cool Ranch!
Did you hear about the little boy who went to the hospital after eating fifteen toy horses?
It's ok. He's in stable condition.
Why shouldn't you go to a stable for a confidence boost?
That place is filled with neigh sayers.
Where does the three legged horse live?
The unstable.
Did you hear about the rancher who had 97 cows in his field?
When he rounded them up, he had 100.