What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
A philosiraptor.
What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past.
What do you call a wandering caveman?
A meanderthal.
What do cavemen like to do on Friday nights?
They go clubbing.
What did they call the squishy slimy stuff between dinosaurs' toes?
Slow cavemen.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the toilet?
Because the “P” is silent.
What happened after the wheel was invented?
A revolution.
How come Yoda didn't make it as an archeologist?
He insisted there was no "Tri"certatops.
What disease do some unlucky dinosaurs get?
Jurassic Parkinsons.