Jokes About Insects
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Why are spiders great web developers?
They like finding bugs.
Why did the spider hang out by the night light?
He wanted more traffic on his web site.
If you cross bees with cows, that’s all you can have on a farm. Why is that?
There’s no good reason. It’s just bee cows.
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield of a car?
His backside.
What's the best smelling insect?
A de-odor ant.
What do frogs eat with a cheeseburger?
French flies.
What’s the smartest insect?
A spelling bee.
Why is the letter 'A' like a flower?
Because a 'B' is always hovering nearby.
Why don’t ants get sick?
They have anty-bodies.
What do you call a beehive without an exit?
Unbelievable.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A Maybe.
How do you determine the gender of an ant?
If it floats on water, it is buoyant.
What do you call a bee that buzzes quietly?
A mumble bee.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
What's the difference between a moose and an ant?
A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.
Did you hear about the guy who went to the doctor because he heard a constant buzzing sound?
Turns out there was a bug going around.
Did you hear about the surgeon who was tasked with emergency surgery on an insect?
He did it on the fly.
Why did the fly have a seat at the a bar?
He was drawn to the stool.
What do spiders like to do at the river?
Fly fishing.
What kind of races to bugs like?
Gnats car.
What does a spider bride wear?
A webbing dress.
What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and an insect's tiny curly wig?
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
What kind of insects want to sting your brains?
Zom-bees.
What kind of bug can tell time?
A clock roach.
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie talkie.
What did the dung beetle say when the other dung beetle farted?
Do you mind? I'm trying to eat!
What’s a bee’s favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.