What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
He gave her a great big hog.
What did the man with the broken leg tell his Valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
How can you save money on Valentine's gifts?
Be single.
What did the chef give to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Just a little quiche.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny.