Why was the archeologist depressed?
His whole career was in ruins.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Why are sad people silent at a Mexican restaurant?
They probably don't want to taco bout it.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Depresso.
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Why are blood cells depressed?
They live half their lives in vein.
What do you say to someone who steals your anti-depressants?
I hope you're happy.