Why did the girl's enemy sign her cast?
She wanted to add insult to injury.
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon?
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
What do you say to the person who stole your bed?
I won't rest until I find you.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a big fight, and 2021.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They fight tooth and nail.
What do you call podiatrists who hate each other?
Arch enemies.
Why is Captain Kirk's greatest enemy so dangerous?
Whenever he's on screen, there are Khan sequences.
Why don't professional fighters have sex the night before a big fight?
Most of the time they just don't like each other very much.