What do a leech and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They’re both well known Paris sites.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
Do you know who Quasimodo is?
Even if you don't, I'm sure he rings a bell.
What do you call an explosion in a french kitchen?
Linoleum Blownapart
How does a French skeleton say hello?
Bone-jour.
Did you hear the one about the French little piggy?
He cried oui oui oui all the way home.
What makes The Hunchback of Notre Dame so good?
Everyone loves a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why did the French football team keep scoring goals against themselves?
They love Toulouse.
Did you hear about the crazy little creature in the Paris subway who claps in rhythm?
They call him the metro gnome.