Jokes About Intelligence
Why did the skeleton fail his test?
He was kind of a bonehead.
What kind of Dinosaur knows the most words?
A Thesaurus
Why shouldn’t you talk to a math whiz about infinity?
You will never hear the end of it.
Why did the man say when he was arrested for stealing encyclopedias?
He said, “Wait! I can explain everything!”
Why are piggy banks so smart?
Because they’re filled with common cents.
What’s the smartest insect?
A spelling bee.
How do you impress a smart giant?
Use big words.
Why are the oceans so well informed?
They like to keep up with current events.
What happens if you're allergic to stupidity?
You may break out in sarcasm.