What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon?
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
One drink and one mop.
Did you hear about the art contest at the old west saloon?
It ended in a draw.
The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."
A time-traveler walks into a bar.
Why was the tavern always so clean?
It was a bar of soap.
Why did the fly have a seat at the a bar?
He was drawn to the stool.
Why did the doofus serve drinks on a mountain?
He wanted to set the bar high.
Why don't bars allow jumper cables inside?
They're always starting something.
What did they do before the invention of the crowbar?
The just drank in the nest.
How much is a pint of adenosine triphosphate in a British pub?
80p.