What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon?
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
Why don't cattle ranchers work in the mountains?
The steaks are too high.
Did you hear about the art contest at the old west saloon?
It ended in a draw.
Why did the outlaw want to tie his own noose?
He knew he was getting the hang of it.
Why did the telegraph operators fall in love?
They just clicked.