Long Jokes
The small girl was allowed to stay up for the start of her parents' dinner party and as a treat was given the chance to say grace.

"But I don't know what to say," she whispered nervously in front of the guests.

Her mother helped her out by saying, "Just say what Daddy said before breakfast this morning. You know, 'Oh God...'"

"Oh yes! I remember," said the little girl, "Oh God, why do we have to invite these boring people to dinner tonight?"