Long Jokes
An angel appeared to a violinist and said,"Master violinist, I come to you now bearing good news and bad news."

"Start with the good news," The violinist said.

The angel continued, "After you die, you will go to heaven. And in heaven you will be sitting besides Paganini, in the heaven's magnificent orchestra."

The violinist, stunned with this amazing news, asked about the bad news.

The angel replied, "The bad news is that your first rehearsal starts in a few minutes."