A salesman knocks on the door of a suburban house. It's opened by a 10-year-old boy dressed in a cape that trails along the floor behind him.

On his head, he's wearing a large fedora. In one hand, he holds a huge glass of brandy and in the other, a remote control. In his mouth is a cigarette.

"Mom and Dad home?" asks the salesman.

The boy glares at him, swirling his brandy, and replies, "What the heck do you think?"