A panda walks into a Chinese restaurant and orders bamboo. After he is done eating, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter as he is clearing the table. As the panda starts to leave, the manager of the restaurant shouts, "Hey! You just shot my waiter, and you didn't pay for your food!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a panda! That's how I eat. Look it up!"

The manager looks up Pandas on the Internet, and sure enough, he sees that a Panda eats bamboo shoots and leaves