A beautiful college student enrolled at the last minute, and walked into class just as it started. Naturally, the professor didn't have her name on the list.

"Good morning, miss," he said, "may I have your name?"

"Gina," she said.

"Nice to meet you Gina," he replied, "and your last name?"

"Ruiz," she said.

"R U E Z?" the profession asked.

"Absolutely not," she said, "but if you buy me a drink we could talk."