A blonde was tired of hearing blonde jokes and decided to prove people wrong. She spent weeks studying a map of the United States, memorizing all the capitals for all the states.

The next time someone started telling a blonde joke she said, "Hey, not all blondes are stupid and I can prove it! Give me the name of any state and I'll tell you its capital."

"Vermont," someone suggested.

The blonde smiled immediately.

"That's easy," she said, "V."