Long Jokes
A beautiful young student comes to her professor's office after hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly before him.

"I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

"I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything."

He returns her gaze, and asks, "Anything?"

"Anything."

His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you... study?"