After a long and difficult trial, a judge found three men guilty.

As a creative judge, he sentenced them each to one year in the desert. But he said that they could each select one thing to take with them.

The first guy decided to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants.

The second guy decided to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty.

The third guy thought for a moment, and then proudly declared tha he would take a car door.

The judge asked, "Son, why in the world would you want to take a car door?"

The man replied, "I ain't stupid, your honor. I know the desert can get awful hot. And so when it does, I can just roll down the window."