Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.

The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day he threw a huge party, during which he announced, "My dear guests... I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who is brave and able enough to swim across this pool full of alligators!"

As soon as he uttered his last word, there was the sound of a large splash.

One man was in the pool, swimming furiously, with the whole crowd cheering him on.

He made it to the other side unharmed, and the millionaire was quite impressed.

He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain... which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy said, "I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! But I do want want the name of whichever one of these jerks who pushed me into that water!"