Long Jokes
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the men was about to chip onto the green when he spots a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.

He stopped in mid-swing, took off his golf cap, closed his eyes, and bowed his head in prayer. A moment later, he put his cap on, took a deep breath, and hit his ball.

His friend said, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replied, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."