Three men were on a deserted island and wanted to get back. Then a genies bottle washed up on the shore so they of course rubbed it, then the genie appeared.

The first man wished that he was back home with his wife and family, and suddenly he was back home with his wife and family.

Then the second man also wanted to be home with his wife and his family, and suddenly he was also back home with his wife and family.

The third man paused for a moment, taking in the enormity of what had just happened. He looked around the island, and then looked at the genie, and with a tear in his eye, he said, "Oh I'm lonely now I wish my mates were back here."