Classic Quotes
"I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
Mitch Hedberg |Comedian
02/24/1968 - 03/30/2005
Mitch Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his unconventional style and deadpan delivery. He is regarded as one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. (Wikipedia)